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Two things about Canada: We can't buy US cigarette brands. And our packs are mostly warning labels, pictures of diseases. So it's a treat for me to have my first Virginia Slims red in such an elegant pack. Watch me open the pack, light one up and give you my detailed, expert review. (You know I like strong, flavorful cigarettes.)

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When you're a smoking businesswoman, it's hard to find time and a place to smoke. This video is actually three videos in one - three cigarettes from one work day. All are outdoors in daylight - there's no smoking in the office. I'm wearing a cute, short, work-appropriate sweater-dress and you can see how hungrily I smoke, trying to give my lungs the nicotine they demand before I go back indoors. Anyway, enjoy spending time and having a few cigarettes with me while I smoke "in real life."

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Remember a week ago, when I stayed over and you let me wear your sweater, and I smoked in it in your bed after fun time and then again in the morning? Well, it happened again, didn't it? There's something about smoking in my man's sweater, it's so ... intimate. Cuz maybe the sweater starts off smelling kind of like you (and I like that smell) but after ... it definitely smells like me. And when you wear that sweater, you can't help smelling me, which makes you think of me, which makes you ... well, I know EXACTLY what happens to you (a certain part of you, lol) when you think of me. Even better, when you wear it to work, the girls in your office know: You're taken. A smoking girl has marked her territory - and it's YOU! Can't get any luckier than that.

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Summer is for one thing and one thing only and that's ... SMOKING in the great outdoors! In this collection, I smoke 4 count-em 4 cigarettes: 1) in a skimpy beach coverup 2) in a cute lil peach pattern swimsuit 3) in a tiny lil tie-dye mini-dress and 4) under my umbrella in thigh-high boots while it drizzles (hey, it's not sunny every day, especially in Canada, lol). It's 15 minutes of pretty smoking - hey, it's summertime and the smoking is easy, so join me!

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What's the perfect fashion accessory for a glamorous sparkly black outfit? You guessed it - a white cigarette with bright red lipstick stains. Hope you enjoy as much as I obviously did.

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I thought it would be nice to get thisclose to you while I smoke. So you can see and smell and taste everything. Stare into my big brown eyes. Watch the smoke pouring out of my pretty mouth. Breathe in every one of my exhales. I surround you with my smoke. You surrender willingly. Mmm, so good to be so close

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I was gardening and, well, maybe I should have put on some boots, I don't know. Because my feet are ... so ... dirty. Wouldn't you just love to clean and massage my feet for me, while I enjoy two well-deserved cigarettes and sit in the sun as my reward for all my hard work. Yes, you would, oh you very much would. Which do you think are dirtier ... my two feet, or my two lungs?

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I was going to wait to shoot til I stopped coughing. But I couldn’t stop. And I feel like I might gag. I probably have a lung infection at this point. I don't know what it is - wait, I know *exactly* what it is: my lungs are FUCKED. In this video I start off coughing and never stop, even when I have my "medicine" (a strong, high-tar cigarette that usually calms my cough). This time, the coughing goes on and on. I gag at one point on phlegm (lovely, right) and you also see me spit (which I almost never do on camera but there was no choice). Hey, if you get off on my cough, step right up - you're gonna come again and again and again.