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How do you like your smokinggirl? With that innocent, girl next-door appeal? In a pretty, floral, 100% not-slutty dress? With her bare legs tanning in the sun and her shoes dangling from her bare feet and a cork cig dangling from her lips? Yeah, I thought that's how you like your smokinggirl.

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I had not had a cork in so long (okay, maybe a week, but that's almost 200 cigarettes ago). Watch my face - see how much I enjoy it. Then I also smoke a white. I'm in a pretty summer dress - I think you'll like the scene where I'm on the picnic table, crossing and uncrossing my legs. Very satisfying - for you and me both.

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I taught my pay piggy a lesson today. He was disrespectful to his goddess. And that is unacceptable. But he paid for his mistake. Oh, did he pay.

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Watch me enjoy two delicious cigarettes. One in a pretty green dress with heels. The other in a short little two-piece outfit and white Steve Madden sneakers. The perfect combination of cigarettes and cuteness and chit chat.

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This is two videos in one. First, I'm wearing a pushup bra and smoking a cork-tip. Then, I talk about my mama, a heavy smoker for more than 30 years. She was in the hospital, having coughing fits that last 30 minutes or more and leave her shaking, exhausted and in a cold sweat. I provide lots of detail (and, shockingly, do a fair amount of coughing myself, lol).

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I LOVE romper season! I can shortest lil romper with my bare legs on full display - and still be a very good girl. I'm barefoot, laughing and - what's the other thing I like to do, oh I remember - smoking up a storm. Watch me enjoy my cigarette while I run my hands over my smooth smooth thighs then do glamorous poses while laughing at how silly it is. 

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Well, there you are. On the floor. Under my leather boot. Right where you belong. Mouth open. Hungrily awaiting my ash. Here, have some. Have some more, you sad little man. Is all that ash making you thirsty? I've got just the thing to help you wash it down - that's why spit was invented.

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You think I'm addicted to smoking - and, OK, I totally am - but you may have noticed I am also addicted to cute lil dresses. And one of the best things about summer is being able to wear cute dresses with my favorite fashion accessory. This video is actually FOUR VIDEOS: I smoke before work, I take a couple of smoke breaks, I chat with my neighbor - who thinks smoking stunted my growth; but I PREFER being "fun size" - and then, you guy will like this, after work I settle into my comfy smoking chair and open some presents. And ALL the presents ... are cigarettes! You may think this is my fantasy, but this really happened. Watch as a I cover myself with packs of cigarettes, brands I've (mostly) never tried - oh, but I will!