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It was SUCH a long day and long night at work. I've been wearing this sexy tight dress and heels all day. Now I want you to take me out of this dress. But first ... I need a cigarette. More than one. I'm a heavy smoker and it's so nice to know I can come home to you and be myself and smoke to my heart's content. Sit with me and let;s cuddle while I smoke. Then take me upstairs and let's really have some fun ...

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Are you a lucky man? Is your wife or girlfriend a smoker? Yes? Great - but is she an elegant smoker? Does she know the classy way to hold her cigarette, like a fashion accessory? To inhale with her mouth open, or snap the smoke down her throat? Does she wear a little black dress with stockings and cross her legs just so? Run her slender fingers lightly over her thighs? Toss her hair playfully? Does she get close to you and blow the smoke in your face - or maybe, if you are *extra* lucky, onto something else? In this video I teach her all that and much more. But wait - what if the lady in your life *doesn't* smoke? Well, then you just go ahead and enjoy this video anyway. I bet when she sees what it does to you, she'll be tempted ... to start.

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So, you've watched my other human ashtray videos and now you think you can be my human ashtray. Can you? It's not so easy. It's hard work. It's humiliating. And I'm a heavy smoker, so it's a full-time job. Sure, you think you can eat ash. But can you do it all the time? I don't want to be like "Open your mouth, human ashtray" every time I light a cigarette. I just want you there, with your hungry little mouth open, obediently waiting for my ash. Ooh, did the lit cherry get on your tongue? My bad. Remember, pain is nature's way of telling you you're a good little ash-eating boy. Now open wide - here comes the wet, shiny butt - it's still smoldering ...

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This is the dress I, um, outgrew (after my augmentation). How do you like the way it fits?

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The light was beautiful so I did some lovely nose exhales and side exhales. Lots of dangling. Come, hang out - I can feel spring coming!

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Well, the good news is I had a good night's rest. Ten or eleven hours. But you know what that means. I am absolutely craving my morning cigarette. And of course, with no nicotine to suppress it, my morning cough is back, a little bit. Not great news for my lungs. But I know you find it kinda sexy, so I don't mind.

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Check out my overflowing "ashtray" - maybe I better empty it

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Valentine's Day is for love ... and gifts (for me, lol) ... and cigarettes.