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Longtime Real Smoking Girl fans have probably noticed: I does love me some short (but tasteful) skirts and dresses. This lil jeans skirt tho ... it's pretty darn short. Cute af ... what there is of it, lol. I'm just hanging out on the floor in this little number, having a smoke. Let me mow what you think.

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As you can see, the weather has changed and the colors have changed. It's chilly - won't you cuddle me and warm me gently while I have my cigarette? It would be so nice. I smoke two cigs in this video - first, in my rust-colored sweater, then in my yellow plaid shirt. I wear boots. I think you'll like my outfit. I just wish you were here with me to enjoy it.

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Something a little special ... It's getting close to Halloween, and my house is already filled with candy (for me, lol, my family can get their own) ... Anyhoo, I decided it would be fun to have a lollipop and a cigarette together - an interesting flavor. You'll enjoy watching my face as I smoke and eat and I think you'll especially like watching my tongue expertly handle that sucker (which is kind of large for my mouth) ...

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You know how it is when you're a heavy smoker. Your body needs its nicotine. And it doesn't care that it's 6am. Yes, my body woke me up to smoke, and I recorded it for you. I don't talk much - my brain doesn't get going til I've had coffee, which will be MUCH later ... but I think youll enjoy hanging out with me and my scratchy voice and heavy-lidded eyes. Great smoking sounds too (hey, it's pretty quiet at 6am)

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Do you like nylons? Do you like feet? Do you like smoking girls who wear nylons and ask you to massage their feet? Yes, you do.

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I thought he was out of the office. But he surprised me and came back - and I was curled up in his desk chair, lighting up a cigarette. Yes, he's noticed recently that his office sometimes smelled like smoke. But he never asked me about it - although I'm sure he suspected. No, I'm not supposed to smoke in the office - what is this, the 80s? - but without my nicotine fix every 30 minutes, I'm just unable to function. I have noticed he always takes a long glance at me when he sees me smoking outside the building or in the parking lot. One summer afternoon I'm pretty sure I saw him across the courtyard taking a video of me smoking in my little sundress and espadrilles (he tried to pretend he was just looking at his phone). What do you think - would you let me smoke in YOUR office?

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I just swept all the ashes and cigarette butts off my floor and I don’t want to do that anymore. So you’re gonna be my human ashtray. Do a good job, or ill get upset. Just open your mouth. And take my ashes. That’s all you’re good for – keeping my floor nice and clean. That’s right, take my filthy ashes in your little ashtray mouth. Remember, I get nasty if I get upset. I just want to sit here and enjoy my cigarette and not worry about where ashes go, because they all go in one place. Oh, and don’t be distracted by my boobs which by the way happen to show so nicely in this outfit. Or my lips, don’t focus on those. Or my whispery smoker voice that sounds like sex. Just do a good job and I’ll give you the greatest reward: my smoke in your face. Did that still-lit cigarette butt make you gag a little? But you swallowed anyway. You’re being such a good boy!

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It was Sunday, right after pancake breakfast and 15 minutes before the church service. Hubby said go for you cigarette now - so you have time to air out. What, so smoking is a sin now?