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Well, it got cold up here in Canada for a while. Which is hard on us smokers who can't smoke indoors at work. Anyhoo, I put on my parka (as you know, I get chilly easily due to my poor circulation due to being a smoker. It's kinda cozy smoking in my parka, gotta say. With the fuzzy lining all around my head, and the smoke pouring out the opening in my hood like a chimney. I guess that's what I am - a human chimney. Also: How smoky does this jacket smell, hmm? Pretty smoky.

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What can I say - lotta talking, lotta smoking. Get yourself a coffee and a cigarette and let's hang out.

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if there are two things we know about Cruella, it's that she hates puppies and loves cigarettes. IRL I'm fine with puppies. But for Halloween I went all in on Cruella - the outfit, wig, leather gloves, holder, etc. Some nice closeups, a lovely platform shoe butt crush. You will like. 

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As loyal Real Smokinggirl fans know, I took a trip to Toronto recently to see my em-oh-em (not allowed to use the word) and do some (OK, a lot of) shopping. Sadly, my em-oh-em (who's been smoking for 30 years or more) didn't want to be in a video, tho you do hear her voice off-camera at times. Anyway, it was fun visiting the city, which is far enough from my home that I hardly ever go there. I filmed 4 cigarettes - enjoy!

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First cigarette of a Sunday morning ... and I am very not dressed for church, yet. As you can see, I'm wearing a robe ... but no shirt under. The smoke looks great in the morning light (and your smoking girl doesn't look too shabby herself, lol).

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What if we could hang out together while I smoke? Nothing fancy. Just you and me. I tell you my plans for the day. And I smoke up a storm. You listen, watch, probably fall in love a little. You know. Normal stuff. C'mon, let's hang.

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Longtime Real Smoking Girl fans have probably noticed: I does love me some short (but tasteful) skirts and dresses. This lil jeans skirt tho ... it's pretty darn short. Cute af ... what there is of it, lol. I'm just hanging out on the floor in this little number, having a smoke. Let me mow what you think.

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As you can see, the weather has changed and the colors have changed. It's chilly - won't you cuddle me and warm me gently while I have my cigarette? It would be so nice. I smoke two cigs in this video - first, in my rust-colored sweater, then in my yellow plaid shirt. I wear boots. I think you'll like my outfit. I just wish you were here with me to enjoy it.