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You're into smoking. You'd like your girlfriend to smoke for you - specifically, you'd like her to smoke the way I do. You sent me a video of her smoking and asked me to review it and give her some pointers. She's kind of scared of the smoke, isn't she. So I go through all the steps: What kind of cigarette to buy. How to light up without inhaling the butane (don't want bad things in our lungs, lol). How to start with a little puff and breathe out slowly, to get the maximum nicotine. What to do if you get a head rush. How to get addicted and become a real pack-a-day smoker - in just a couple of weeks. Eventually you'll be addicted and it won't bother you.  Want to learn how to smoke? Practice with me, drag after drag. This was originally a custom video. 

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So: Turns out some of my fans have a ... neck fetish. Who knew. And it also turns out I have a pretty nice neck. So I made a neck fetish video ... But I wasn't sure I nailed it. So I remade it. And I was pretty sure I nailed it. But then I decided just to give you both videos in one. So it's two cigarettes, one neck. Let me know which video you like better.

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I dress a little … different … for this video. (Hint: That’s not my natural hair color, lol.) I smoke two cigarettes and show off my outfit (especially my legs). I think you’ll like.

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As a heavy smoker, I go through a lot of cigarette packs. And that mean I see a lot of warning labels – all of them, in fact. In this video, while enjoying a strong all-which Canadian cigarette, I review the pictures the government puts on the packs to scare me away from smoking (spoiler alert: they don’t work).

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You know what's great with a cigarette? Well, coffee, but you know what else? Long, gorgeous nails. This video is just me walking in beautiful light and showing off the all white cigarette in my freshly manicured nails. So nice to get my nails done - and to reward myself afterwards with a ciggie.

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OK, Real Coughing Girl is back. This is three videos in one, from three livestreams on three mornings. In the first one you can really hear my just-woke-up voice - that is, when I'm not busy having a coughing fit, lol. In the other two, the cough is less pronounced, but it's definitely there. Hey, this is my life, so if it's your kind of thing, come on join me.

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Do you like to lie down next to a smoking girl? You'll like lying next to me! This is two videos in one: In the first, I blow smoke up at you while I tell you about my day in my sexy smoker's voice. In the second video, we're lying down together and I softly tell you my body hurst from skating and how I smoked SO MANY CIGARETTES that day. Come, feel what it's like to lie beside a smoking girl - it's the best!

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A vision in white short-shorts and crop top, real_smokinggirl  acts out your “bitchy” girl smoking fantasy, posing with attitude and exhaling right in your face. She never takes her eyes off you, even when hands-free dangling her cigarette as she removes her jacket to expose her beautiful arms. Each puff is perfectly lit, the smoke remaining momentarily in her mouth before she makes it vanish with her trademark snap inhale. “Do you like my smoke in your face?” she asks, and she already knows the answer: You are powerless to stop watching, powerless as this beautiful girl has her way with you.