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This was an awesome livestream from March 15 ... Fans asked me to save it, so I did. Beautiful light, manageable coughing and just a hint of shaking (from the cold, not from being cracked out on nicotine, lol). Have a look. 

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This was a memorable livestream: Friday evening, two cigarettes, talking about … well, everything. This wasn’t an official interview, but people asked a lot of questions. Do you smoke two at once? Is smoking making you lose weight? How is your boobjob fundraising going? What cup size are you going for? Do you do nudity? Do you feel down about creepy comments? What is your zodiac sign? Have you smoked Newports? Has your ashtray been emptied? What is that sexy sound when you inhale? Have you thought about getting a tattoo sleeve? Do you find it weird when graham crackers come in different flavors? Does your husband mind your smoky breath? Do you feel more sexy when you inhale or exhale?

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I love to smoke in the car. So peaceful. Windows up, so I don't waste an ounce of precious smoke. I'm wearing my lil orange dress, showing some nice leg - oh, I show you my stocking-tops too, which is also nice. The smoke is so beautiful in the sunlight. Come, sit with me in the front seat - and don't even bother trying to keep your eyes on the road.

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What could be better than the girl nextdoor? I know – when the girl nextdoor is a smoker! I was feeling that girl nextdoor vibe so I put on this really cute outfit for you. I know you like purple. And cute lil dresses. Don’t my new nails look nice when I hold a cigarette? Ive been craving this cigarette. I didn’t have one for a whole hour, cuz I was getting ready for you. So I’ll smoke, and you sit back and relax – that is, if you’re capable of relaxing while I smoke.

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You're into smoking. You'd like your girlfriend to smoke for you - specifically, you'd like her to smoke the way I do. You sent me a video of her smoking and asked me to review it and give her some pointers. She's kind of scared of the smoke, isn't she. So I go through all the steps: What kind of cigarette to buy. How to light up without inhaling the butane (don't want bad things in our lungs, lol). How to start with a little puff and breathe out slowly, to get the maximum nicotine. What to do if you get a head rush. How to get addicted and become a real pack-a-day smoker - in just a couple of weeks. Eventually you'll be addicted and it won't bother you.  Want to learn how to smoke? Practice with me, drag after drag. This was originally a custom video. 

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That tight dress I was wearing was ... sooo tight. Nice to take it off and slip into something more comfortable: your shirt. Such a big shirt, too. Manly. Nicely pressed. And now ... it smells like cigarette smoke. And perfume. And shampoo. You know, smells like ... me. I know you'll enjoy wearing it to the office tomorrow morning. What else can I say ... You're welcome.

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You're into smoking. You'd like your girlfriend to smoke for you - specifically, you'd like her to smoke the way I do. You sent me a video of her smoking and asked me to review it and give her some pointers. She's kind of scared of the smoke, isn't she. So I go through all the steps: What kind of cigarette to buy. How to light up without inhaling the butane (don't want bad things in our lungs, lol). How to start with a little puff and breathe out slowly, to get the maximum nicotine. What to do if you get a head rush. How to get addicted and become a real pack-a-day smoker - in just a couple of weeks. Eventually you'll be addicted and it won't bother you.  Want to learn how to smoke? Practice with me, drag after drag. This was originally a custom video. 

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So: Turns out some of my fans have a ... neck fetish. Who knew. And it also turns out I have a pretty nice neck. So I made a neck fetish video ... But I wasn't sure I nailed it. So I remade it. And I was pretty sure I nailed it. But then I decided just to give you both videos in one. So it's two cigarettes, one neck. Let me know which video you like better.