I just swept all the ashes and cigarette butts off my floor and I don’t want to do that anymore. So you’re gonna be my human ashtray. Do a good job, or ill get upset. Just open your mouth. And take my ashes. That’s all you’re good for – keeping my floor nice and clean. That’s right, take my filthy ashes in your little ashtray mouth. Remember, I get nasty if I get upset. I just want to sit here and enjoy my cigarette and not worry about where ashes go, because they all go in one place. Oh, and don’t be distracted by my boobs which by the way happen to show so nicely in this outfit. Or my lips, don’t focus on those. Or my whispery smoker voice that sounds like sex. Just do a good job and I’ll give you the greatest reward: my smoke in your face. Did that still-lit cigarette butt make you gag a little? But you swallowed anyway. You’re being such a good boy!